The Michigan State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Detroit .
For the first offense, they give you two Detroit Lions tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Detroit Lions.
Q What do the Detroit Lions and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ.'
Q. How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.
Q. What do you call a Detroit Lion with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief.
Q. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q. How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!
Q. What do the Lions and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
Remember, Remember, the 5th of November....
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
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9 comments:
Haha ohh the poor Detroit Lions
LMAO! Good ones ;-)
Oh, the Lions. I live there for 20+ years and they've always sucked. I hate it!
Hehehehehehehe....good stuff :)
Yaaaay bonfire night!
So hillarious and true ;)
HA! Yeah, they're sucking it up. My Vikes aren't doing much better....
Great jokes! I didn't even know Detroit still had a team. :)
ha :) I like the possums one best.
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